What Would San Martin Do?

I have two quetions San martin ... 1 - Why does the EasterR bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs right ?
2 - I have a couple of plants that i dont want to be discovered.. where can I hide them and keep them healthy at the same time ? would you take care of them ?
I need your advice !!
Flowers for your monument!

1) The eggs that the Easter bunny carries were actually expunged from a small reptile (aka: hop n' hump) which the Bunny keeps in his pocket. I shant spoil it for the kiddies, but sufficed to say, the creatures inside the eggs are known as Bunnadons. The EB hides the eggs, because they're prized by the Chinese and worth a lot of cash.

2) As for your plants, in order to avoid discovery you must make a fake, and slightly larger than normal replica of a trekking backpack. But hollow and made of Smelly Goat Cheese. Once the 'case' hardens, you can set up the necessary lights and foil inside to preserve your beloved plants. The smell well repel unkind dogs and girlfriends, attracting only the devout and worthy. And you can throw the pack on and flee should danger arise.

Dedicate the Security Cheese as a monument to my 2 middle names: Protection and Freedom, and my spirit will watch over your plants (in exchange for the occasional sampling).