What Would San Martin Do?

This is the second time I have required your great knowledge. My work colleague is currently sporting a Mullet - he looks strikingly similar to World-of-Pain Jon M. My question to you is simple: Do I, A: put him in a headlock and pluck the offending strands from his head, or B: grow my own Billy Ray, and shame him into cutting it himself.

Your response need asap - for fear of unleashing the fury on the hopeless sap!

PS: Cheese and Wine in the post

The world needs more Whips; people who understand the way my planet works, and who consequently do their level best to keep me happy.

Unfortunately our Hellenic brother has misunderstood one vital thing about my world...The Protector of Peru not only agrees with and lauds the mullet, but he is actually sporting one himself at this very moment. Many Great Liberators "wore" mullets in their epoch, so your friend must be commended. Obviously you too should grow one (what, pray tell, looks more Liberated than a salt-and-pepper mullet?). Thanks for the impending gifts. Build a big mullet-monument in your garden, and be sure to grease it on a daily basis.