What Would San Martin Do?

when will christ return? has he returned?

Good question Peter! Being as close to heaven as you are I though you might have noticed JC popping out of the gates you're supposed to guard so attentively a few hundred years ago. He popped down to check on how things were going in 1818, which is just when I was at my most glorious, and - never one to spoil a good party - he decided that the world was in perfectly good hands and thus scuttled back upstairs to his 99 virgins and 77 cheese platters. make a crucifix out of stilton and smuggle it into the altar of your nearest church. Watch the congregation swell.