What Would San Martin Do?

what does the future hold for me?

After staring at your monitor engaged in dreams of dollars and the eventual touch of a woman (she will be lovely, but with chubby man hands and hairy feet), you will talk with your myspace buddies about your favorite Anime. Then you'll eat a less than sufficient amount of cheese for dinner, after which you'll erect a monument in your pants to the women who I have deemed fit for the VH1 'Hottest Famous Chicks' countdown.

Fortunately for you, your destiny is not fixed in place. By lining your mirror with some Sardinian cheese, wearing the classic San Martin Obelisk Cap of Greatness, and repeating 3 times the words "I will cross the Andean challenges of my life and defeat the Spanish obstacles whatever they may be," you will pull yourself from the mundane cyber existence of misinformation and immerse yourself in a pungent world of tangible pleasure and adventure.